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2018-11-10

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【easyproofreading.com--五年级】

1比臭小文、小明、小玉三人要比赛谁的鞋臭。小文拿着鞋跑去教堂,结果教堂的人都昏倒了。换小明进教堂,结果教堂的蟑螂都死光了。换小玉进去,结果教堂并没什么改变,只是连耶稣都把嘴巴捂起来了。

2狡辩母亲质问女儿:“小玛丽,钢琴上贝多芬半身像的一只耳朵破了,是不是你碰的?”“那有什么关系!”女儿说,“反正贝多芬是个聋子。”

3两个笨蛋父亲教儿子学算术:“一加一是多少?”儿子:“不知道。”父亲:“是两个,笨蛋!知道了吗?”儿子:“知道了。”父亲:“那么,我和你,加起来是几个人?”儿子:“是两个笨蛋!”

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